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Bruce Springsteen would almost certainly see Square Wheels One as a metaphor for working life where people “get up every morning and go to work each day” in systems that make their eyes “go blind” and their “blood run cold,” but where there’s still a stubborn hope that things can be better with a little grease, courage, and solidarity.

His songs about it would sound like stories of front-line people stuck pushing a clunky wagon for “The Boss,” dreaming of smoother roads, better wheels, and a chance to grab the handle themselves.​

How Bruce would read the Square Wheels^® metaphor

• Springsteen consistently writes about workers alienated from their labor, their co-workers, and even themselves; Square Wheels is basically a cartoon of that same alienation based on working with a wagon.​

• The Boss often frames work as both life-giving and soul-draining at the same time (“factory takes his hearing, factory gives him life”), so he would see the wagon as feeding the family while also beating people up.​

• His characters rarely hate work itself; they hate pointless struggle, broken promises, and leaders who won’t pick up a shovel, which maps neatly onto people dragging a wagon while the round wheels are already in the back.​

Likely themes in “Square Wheels” songs

• Trapped but not defeated: The core would be feeling stuck in a no‑win situation, like the laid‑off or overworked characters in “Badlands,” “The River,” or “Jack of All Trades,” but still clinging to the belief that “it ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive.”​

• Working for a distant or clueless boss: He is ironically nicknamed The Boss while spending decades writing about bosses who get rich while workers “grow thin,” so he’d lean into the absurdity of a leader isolated pulling on the wagon while others shove things uphill.​

• Quiet solidarity and small acts of rebellion: His work is full of workers finding dignity together—on the line, at the bar, in the union hall—so a Square Wheels song would feature people at the back of the wagon whispering, “What if we tried those round ones tonight?”​

Imagined titles and storylines:

• “Rolling on Square Wheels”

  • Verse stories of a line worker, a supervisor, and a young temp, all hearing the same awful thump‑thump of the wagon going by the factory gate at dawn.​

  • Chorus about the sound of wasted effort—“every bump another promise they never meant to keep”—with a bridge where someone notices the round wheels and starts to scheme.

• “The Boss and the Wagon”

  • Narrator is both proud of how hard the crew pushes and angry that management tapes mission statements to the back of the wagon instead of changing the wheels.​

  • Final verse leaves it ambiguous whether the workers stop pushing, flip the wagon, or walk off toward a different road.

• “Round Wheels in the Back”

  • Classic Springsteen twist: the round wheels are a symbol of all the ideas leadership never listens to—better schedules, safer processes, more voice in decisions.​

  • Refrain might sound like his work‑songs playlist characters trying to “work on a dream” in a place that keeps choosing the hard way.​

How the sound would feel

• Musically, he’d likely treat Square Wheels like his other work songs: heartland rock, narrative verses, and a big, chantable chorus people can shout together at the end of a tough week.​

• The emotional arc would go from fatigue and frustration to a fragile, collective resolve, similar to the way he uses work as both burden and redemption in his broader working‑class catalog.​